You really done pissed someone off now, Mr. Gosselin. Could it be your hoe-bag girlfriend, Hailey Butterface? According to her, you haven’t been paying the rent, Johnny boy. Hmm, it looks like someone is trying to get your attention.
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After having a family filled weekend, Jon Gosselin, that one fat dude with eight children (why don’t we call him the Octo-Dad?) and bad fashion sense, returned to his New York apartment, in which he allegedly shares with his aforementioned girlfriend, to find that it had been broken into and ransacked.
According to Gosselin’s lawyer, Jon’s furniture, clothing, sheets, and luggage had apparently been slashed with a butcher by the perpetrator. An irreplaceable 100 year-old Ming vase was also found to be destroyed during the break-in.
Question, how the hell can you afford a 100 year-old Ming vase? Why do you have one? And with this bit of information we can all assume that you weren’t planning on having your children over seeing that you bought an irreplaceable piece of art. Damn, shame.
Of course Jon’s mouthpiece is turning this into a quest for sympathy for poor Johnny Boy, saying:
“The greatest damage from this vicious, mean spirited and heartless crime was perpetrated not on Jon’s property and possessions, but on Jon Gosselin himself who experienced a traumatic, emotional, roller coaster ride having just shared a joyful family gathering with his children.”
God those lawyers are good. Not that I think much sympathy will be gained from this situation, but, hey, at least he tried. Oh, and according to the police, a note was “”affixed to Jon’s bedroom dresser by a butcher knife.”
Hmm, how Murder She Wrote of them.
My take on all this. Let me see. You live in a million dollar bachelor shared by your girlfriend who doesn’t believe you are paying your half of the rent. We already know that bitch is a little loopy, so what do you think I’m trying to get at?
Door closed.
-Damien
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Close the Door, Please. 