What could these women possibly attractive in this man? I don’t understand. He has no money. Has 8 kids. And is ugly as the pitbull you just saw. What gives?
Jon Gosselin, you know that one dude who used to have a reality show about raising his 8 kids with his now ex-wife, has a new girlfriend and her name is Morgan….Captain Morgan.
Okay, so she’s not named after a bottle of alcohol, but she must be tipping that bottle if she is ACTUALLY okay with rolling over and finding Jon Gosselin next to her in bed.
According to some nosey ass people, Jon Gosselin met this 23 year-old Morgan last December at a party in Park City Utah. The two have been inseperable since, as the mystery woman followed Jon to New York City to ring in the new year together.
And it seems like Gosselin has turned over a new leaf and actually has become, wait for it, *GASP* a good boyfriend!
Sources say:
“He watches out for her. When she drank too much at the club, he made sure she drank water. He held her arm leaving the club so she wouldn’t stumble. He made sure no guys took advantage of her.”
Isn’t that his friggin’ job in the very beginning?? Come on now, you’re 33 years old and you’re just NOW figuring this out?! Oh and take this as you will, but these same sources are claiming that this Morgan comes from a very wealthy family.
Hmmm….OctoDad? Check. Male GoldDigger? Check.
Seems like Jon is working on his resume.
dOOr cLoSeD.
-Damien