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Mother Tiger Turns On Her Cub

In Celebrity News, Sports on December 20, 2009 at 10:22 pm

You know you f**ked up when your own mother is shunning you. After being Tiger Wood’s biggest supporter, other than his father of course, for most of his career (and friggin’ life), Tiger Wood’s mother is turning on his son due to his lastest actions and transgressions.

According to Page Six:

Tiger Woods‘ mom — often seen on the golf course cheering him on — is reportedly “furious” with her philandering son…Kutilda Woods is “hurt, angry and disappointed in Tiger [and] wants to know how he could do this to his family,” a family friend told People.com.”

With Christmas coming up, I wonder how the Woods family is going to pull this one off. TMZ is reporting that they have spotted moving vans at Tiger’s Florida home, where we can only assume his wife, Elin, is moving some shit out. Possibly for her pad in Sweden the couple just closed on. Only time will tell. I can only say that this Christmas is going to be a little lonely for Mr. Woods.

Sucks for you, duche!

Door closed.



Tiger, Tiger, He’s Our Man, If he can’t do it, No one can!

In Celebrity News, Sports on November 29, 2009 at 10:54 am

Tiger Woods, arguably the world’s most famous golfer (if not athlete), has found himself in a little bit of pickle. And no golf club is going to save his ass this time.

According to various news reports, on Friday, Nov. 27th at approx. 2:25 in the AM, Tiger Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, crashing into a fire hydrant and then striking a tree (Shit’s kind of funny). He was said to suffer face lacerations on his cheek and lips. He was rushed to the hospital, then released some time in the afternoon.

But here’s the kicker! His wife, Elin Nordegren, a former Swedish model, originally told the responding police officer to the scene that she went into the house, once she saw the crash, and grabbed a golf club to break the windows of the SUV in order to rescue her husband. Awww, how heroic!

Yeah, heroic my ass. The above story is very different from what she told, later, to the Florida Highway Patrol. This version of the story did not include returning to the house for a golf club. According to TMZ, here’s what really went down:

“We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.”

As of 10:50 A.M. CST, Tiger Woods is still refusing to speak with the Highway Patrol regarding this incident. I suspect someone is trying to get their story straight before talking. If Tiger says that his wife attacked him, she could face charges for domestic abuse. And then Tiger would be screwed, have to buy her a house on a finger (Read: Kobe Bryant) and deal with the constant media attention and scrutiny.

Not ready to close the door on this story, just yet. I feel we will be talking about this for a long time to come….hopefully for not that long, cause I got shit to do.


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