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Brand New Close the Door, Please is open for business! Woot-Woot!

In dior, Personally on January 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm

Hey, Close the Door, Please WordPress is moving! Check out our new site at www.closethedoorplease.com .

You will still get the latest breaking news from the entertainment world and same witty commentary from me, but now at a different location. Get rid of closethedoorplease.wordpress.com! That’s too long!

Just type: www.closethedoorplease.com!! Woot-Woot!

No new posts will be made on this site. You need to visit closethedoorplease.com to get the newest updates. The site has a brand new look, new features, and guest posts from some of the funniest, wittiest people I know! Check out and tell me what you think.

Only at Close the Door, Please!

dOOr cLoSeD.

-Damien

Say No To Man-Boobs, Sincerely John Mayer

In Uncategorized on January 3, 2010 at 1:32 am

John Mayer is starting a war of his own in 2010: against his man boobs. Why is this news?

I don't see any boobs...Do you?

John Mayer, you know that one dude who used to date Jennifer Aniston and has some sort of musical career I hear, has decided that he is going to start off the new year right, by getting rid of his man boobs. John went to his Twitter account to give the deets:

“I’m all for having boobs against my chest but not when they’re mine.”

My question is when did John Mayer get out of shape. He looked pretty good on the cover of the recent Details magazine, so I don’t understand. I guess with being on tour, living out of hotels can take a toll on your body.

Whatever the case may be, you’re right, John, get rid of them. I do not want to you see in a green bathing suit again (remember that?), only this time your boobs are twice as big. Kind of gross. You should have named your new album, Diet Studies.

dOOr cLoSeD.

-Damien

Bow Wow, Don’t Drink and Tweet! I Mean, Drive and Tweet. Or Drink and Drive.

In Celebrity News, Music on January 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Yeah, should have took that advice dude. Luckily your ass can’t get arrested for what you wrote. Lucky.

Image via/StarTraks (via/TMZ)

Bow Wow, that one dude who is (?) a rapper who “hit” songs include, “Bounce With Me,” and…, decided to take to his Twitter account and, well, talk about how drunk he was and how he was about to hit the people crowding the streets road “tipsy.”

In his own words:

“Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami….Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot.”

What a f**king dumbass! Seriously! You could have hurt someone or yourself. You need to stop hanging around the likes of Chris Beat-her-Down Brown.

A few hours later, the messages were gone and replaced with this apology tweet:

“Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad.”

Yeah, let’s start off the new year with a different kind of hit, Bow Wow. Can we do that?

dOOr cLoSeD.

-Damien

P.S. Why the hell does Akon look so damn….DARK? I’m sorry, but he is one ugly motherf**ker!

Look AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I’m Lindsay Lohan!

In Uncategorized on January 2, 2010 at 7:03 pm

Desperate cry for attention or serious resolution?

Image via/Lindsay Lohan

Lindsey Lohan took to her Twitter account to let the world (or her 200,000 followers and a few people who actually give a rat’s ass) know what her New Year’s resolution was going to be. Lohan “tweeted:”

“To answer everybody’s question…My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down…2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)”

She then went on to post the above picture of her standing on a yacht, posing…awkwardly? Drunk? Whatever.

How that picture has anything to do with New Year’s or its resolution, I have no friggin idea. But anyway, let’s get ready for more craziness from this witch.

dOOr cLoSeD

-Damien