Charlie is an interesting character, I might say. He was the bad boy of Hollywood in the 80s and early 90s, belongs to Hollywood royalty, and once had his hands on Denise Richards. My question is to you, sir: With everything going right for you right now (new wife, highest paid T.V. actor), how do you continue to f**k up. You must be setting a record in some country.
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As we all have heard, Charlie Sheen was involved in a little domestic dispute over the weekend, allegedly involving his wife. Full details aren’t known at the moment, but sources say a weapon of “some sort” was involved and Charlie was hauled off to jail, released on $8,500 bond and must appear in court in February.
NOW, reports are showing that Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, will not speak to the police about the event, may have made the whole friggin’ thing up, and will not file for divorce.
What the hell is going on? Who is wrong in this situation? If the woman decided to lie on her man, shame on her. That is illegal you know? Well, if you don’t, Ms. Mueller, don’t worry, the police know. They are already looking into filing charges against you if it comes out that you are lying about the whole thing.
Divorce won’t be your biggest worry, now. Not becoming Shelly’s bitch in jail should be your main concern.
Door closed.
-Damien
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Close the Door, Please. 